''Baa, baa rainbow, green or happy sheep, have you any wool? Yes person (gender non specific) yes person (gender non specific), three (environmentally friendly trading standards approved) bags full; one for the non discriminative community leader, one for a generic religious denomination as well as one for the little person (no reference to dwarfism) who lives in a child friendly nanny state down the lane.''

My aim here is not to ruin a favourite nursery rhyme from your childhood, nor am I adv...